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Real Moms Compare Their Post-Birth Looks to Kate Middleton

Moms Are Comparing Their Post-Birth Looks To Kate Middleton's And It's Perfect

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Updated March 11 2021, 3:50 p.m. ET

Source: Instagram

The world went wild on Monday when Kate Middleton and Prince William welcomed a third child into the world, a bouncing baby boy. As is tradition, Kate was up on her feet and posing for the camera with a newborn in hand just hours after her delivery. 

Unlike most moms, Kate showed up hours after giving birth glowing, wearing a red dress, and with perfect hair and makeup. Oh, and she just happened to be holding her newborn baby boy in her arms like the princess mom goddess that she is. 

It's kind of astounding — and slightly depressing, TBH:

#Royalbaby boy: Kate Middleton, Prince William welcome third child, who's fifth in line to the British throne pic.twitter.com/2mIV7HqOZD

— China Xinhua News (@XHNews) April 24, 2018

For whatever reason, Middleton seems capable of getting dressed and sitting through a blow out right after having a baby. She's done it every time:

via GIPHY

via GIPHY

A post-birth stylist is not a luxury everyone can afford. Even if you do have one one, it's pretty incredible that Middleton is out of bed and holding a baby to wave at the crowd within 24 hours of labor.

Well, I always thought Wonder Woman was a fictional character, until Kate Middleton walked out of the hospital only 7 hours after giving birth. Now, I know she's real.

— Melanie Smith (@Melanie_KS) April 24, 2018

Other moms think so, too, and are wondering why they don't have that same finesse. But moms have a sense of humor about themselves—the chill ones, anyway.

Some very funny moms have started sharing their own post-birth pics side-by-side with Middleton's, and the comparison is hilarious:

Expectation vs Reality 😩😩😂😂

A post shared by ruthannieparnell (@ruthannieparnell) on Apr 23, 2018 at 1:35pm PDT

That looks more like it!

The reality of 7 hours after giving birth 😂 #katemiddleton #royalbaby #reality #son #expectationvsreality #almost1year

A post shared by Yve Jones (@yvejones) on Apr 24, 2018 at 7:00am PDT

These moms have energy and fashion:

Expectation Vs Reality 😂🤣🙈😱 #royalbaby #fewhoursafterlabour #couldntwalkproperlyfordays #letaloneinheels #expectationvsreality

A post shared by Vicki Butler (@vickibutler7) on Apr 24, 2018 at 9:39am PDT

Flawless:

Seeing all the pics of the princess a few hours after giving birth I thought it only fair to do a comparison. 😂 #royalbaby #expectationvsreality 👌🏼👌🏼

A post shared by Louise Mouat (@loumouat) on Apr 24, 2018 at 9:25am PDT

All moms are goddesses, really:

I wish I had looked that good #expectationvsreality

A post shared by Suzi Fitz (@suzi_fitz) on Apr 25, 2018 at 2:51pm PDT

Exhausted goddesses:

#expectationvsreality #katemiddleton #childbirth

A post shared by Alyssa Maneval (@alymaneval) on Apr 25, 2018 at 4:35pm PDT

Who should probably not get out of bed:

Had to join in on the fun 😜 #notaprincess #expectationvsreality #realtalk

A post shared by Ashley Dudley (@lashesbyashes) on Apr 25, 2018 at 2:31pm PDT

Or be forced to smile for the camera:

Just as glamorous, right? I actually feel bad that she has to get all dolled up right after birthing. I just wanted to stuff my face and sleep. #katemiddleton #givingbirth #expectationvsreality #royalbaby

A post shared by Marisa Gaspari Brandle (@marisag83) on Apr 26, 2018 at 7:09am PDT

Because it's really a rough time:

Kate Middleton.... and me after birth of third child 😂😂😂 .... seriously though, she looked beaituful and I feel bad people making negative comments about how unreal is for her to have left in heels and a dress. Lets be honest though, we all know that under that lovely outfit is a nursing bra with pads to keep her from leaking through her clothes along with a flabby after birth belly tucked into some mesh underwear you also have the worlds largest pad thats covered in some witch hazel pads and ointment.... if your lucky you get a maxi pad that is also and Icepack to shove in your mesh undies as well. Its sort of like judging a book by its cover..... just like we are all the same on the inside... post birth moms are the same under whatever outfit you walk out in. #katemiddleton #royalbaby #thirdbaby #hospitalafterbirthpic #iwantabeautyteam #imstillhot #ijusthadababy #myshoesdidntmatch #meshunderwear #icepackpad #hemroidcream

A post shared by Danielle Sforza (@theformer_ntmom) on Apr 24, 2018 at 10:51am PDT

And it honestly doesn't get much easier:

My mom always said that she wanted me to marry Prince William when I was older. So glad that never worked out because let’s be honest... those are expectations that I cannot live up to. Five years later and I’m still tired 😆🤷🏻‍♀️ #tired #motherhood #momlife #justsaying #itstrue #issheevenhuman #katemiddleton #seriously #whatthewhat #tiredasamother #boymom #truth #truestory #love #lovewhatmatters @lovewhatmatters

A post shared by Tia Lukehart (@tialuke) on Apr 24, 2018 at 9:31am PDT

Kate Middleton a day after giving birth vs. me an hour after kindergarten drop off pic.twitter.com/32luLcqQmr

— Naheed Patel (@naheedphiroze) April 24, 2018

Kate Middleton 7 hours after giving birth vs. Me 7 years after giving birth. pic.twitter.com/b3zP5KZfsD

— Julie Vick (@vickjulie) April 24, 2018

But to each their own. Maybe Middleton gets back to the palace and sleeps for 48 hours, who knows. Congrats to William and Kate. No matter how good she looks, raising three kids ain't easy.

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Jenniffer Sheldon

Update: 2024-09-09